Friday, February 1, 2008

You Kiss your Mother with that Mouth?

Yesterday afternoon:

MM to RC: Bubba, will you give me a kiss?

RC: Sure, Mommy. I have lots of kisses in my mouth for you.

All together now: Awwww.

Fast forward to this morning:

Sitting in his carseat, RC crosses his right foot over his left, picks something off the bottom of his sneaker, puts it in his mouth and swallows it. All the while I'm yelling "Spit it out! Spit it out!" and grabbing his cheeks. What was it? Your guess is as good as mine.

I don't know if I want those kisses now...


SuburbanCorrespondent said...

It's so much easier not to look.

KC said...

All contributing to a healthy immune system.

(have something for you at my place...)

Ask Wifey said...

Yeah, boys are special. Yesterday mine stuck his finger under a leaky shelf in the vegetable section at the grocery store. Yes, he then put his finger in his mouth. Horrified, I stood there and screamed - NOOOOOO! Scared the poor boy silly. Bet he'll never do that again.

Oh, and yes, the boy got a kiss on the cheek that night!

merlotmom said...


JCK said...

Maybe it was the "5 second rule."

slouching mom said...

Oh, yuck. Just...yuck.

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

Aaack - you have no e-mail contact - get one! I wanted to respond to your comment.

I was not so much putting down the Patriots as glorifying the Giants. If that makes any sense.

Phoenix said...

My best guess would be gum, but I'm not sure I need to know if I'm right. Maybe it's time to teach him the five second rule. And add in, anything you have stepped on is off limits.

~ Denise said...

Ha ha! This reminds me of something my Gracie is on a diet from!!!!

Ewww!! :o)


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