Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Roles

Advice Giver
Appropriate Weight Pajama Decider
Bad Joke Laugher
Bather
Bathroom Cleaner
Birthday Present Purchaser
Boo-boo Kisser
Cheerleader
Christmas Card Mailer
Clothing Purchaser
Dietician
Dishwasher Unloader
Doctor's Appointment Maker
Dog Groomer
Driver
Dry Cleaner Deliverer
Easter Basket Assembler
Emergency Room Visitor
Field Trip Chaperone(r)
Fingernail Trimmer
Floor Washer
Food Preparer
Food Purchaser
Friend
Gym Attender
Hair Length Judger
Hand-Me-Down Donator
Helmet Enforcer
Illness Identifier
Immunization Restrainer
List Maker
Listener
Lost Item Locator
Lover
Lunch Box Rememberer
Meal Planner
Mentor
Name Giver
Partner
Picture Taker
Recycler
Referee
Santa Claus
School Project Coordinator
School Researcher
Seasonal Wardrobe Switcher
Sheet Changer
Sickness Historian
Slide Catcher
Snuggler
Social Agenda Scheduler
Sweatshirt Carrier
Swing Pusher
Teacher
Teeth Brushing Policer
Tie Matcher
Tylenol Amount Doser
Vacation Planner
Vacuumer
Weight Loss Struggler
Yoga Lover
Zen Seeker

Wife
Mother
me

10 comments:

merlotmom said...

Excellent!! And I'd like to add:
Ass wiper. I'm tired just looking at that list. Thanks for noticing.

Cyn said...

Beautiful! Beautiful! The font size at the end... perfect.

I was thinking just like merlotmom, you missed butt-wiper. My favorite role, personally.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

How is toilet paper roll changer not on your list?!

~ Denise said...

Great - you've just reminded me of a butt-load of things I have to do. =)

Kristen said...

Splinter remover--all five, every friggin' day.

JCK said...

WOW! You thought of things I would definitely not have remembered - like donating clothing. Good for you! There are probably more! You ROCK! Just in case no one has told you that today!

Jennifer H said...

I really should get to work on some of those things...

That list is exhausting to me. Especially since I know it might as well be hanging on my refrigerator.

Fantastic list. Maybe you should make it into a Mother's Day card?

HRH said...

Amaaaaazing list. It does make me tired just thinking about it. I was thinking the other day how my life is packing and unpacking things for boys to go places...swimming, karate, backpacks, etc. interrupted by occasional hugs.

KC said...

....poop stain washer....

(I think your 'me' needs some spa action. Perhaps a get away to SF in July.)

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

Holly linked to your list. I'm impressed. And, I had to let you know I'm addicted to Mommy's Time Out wine.

 

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