Dear Chris,
How's life? Mine's good, you should have heard Crick (another friend) last night. It was wizza funny! Joey (Chris' older brother -- in COLLEGE!) walked in and she was bouncing up and down and he trew a pillow at me, he saw Crick bouncing up and down and after that, she felt like a fool. So I went downstairs w/the pillow and he was waiting for me. So he jumped up from the cabinets and scared me half to death.
w/b (write back)
*&*% (strange symbol meant to look like her signature)
Me:
Chris.
But your bROTHER is GORGEOUSer! I think I'm in love (seizure) definitely orgazm (I'm guessing inside joke?).
I'm glad he's your brother and I'm your friend. So friend can I move in with you. This is not just a physical thing either. Although he is GORGEOUS. I refuse to drool or spend my life waiting for him to bend over. Like some people who shall remain nameless (CRICK and SHERYL)
w/b
Love
#$5% (my "signature")
Her:
oh yeah, #$%$, real nameless! I love Gary. I've been in love with him ever since June. But I'll always like him. I don't mean to sound conceited but we both like eachother. It's just 'cuz of our age difference. Even though I'll like somebody else as time goes on for a while I'll always feel something special for Gary.
His brother (sitting behind us) isnt too bad either but he's about 23 (?). It's bad enough that Gary's 20...but who cares, I don't! He is so luscious Jodee nor Gena think he's too hot. They're blind!!! Seizure or orgazm you ask??? Well, I pick ORGASM!!
Love,
*&^$#
4 comments:
Hilarious...and I can understand why you tagged this post "mortified."
I'm thinking maybe it's good that a lot of my stuff like that burned up in a storage fire about 15 years ago. :-)
So funny.
This is hysterical--the timing could not be more perfect.
Social Butterfly is exchanging furious e-mails with her friends who dared to invite her gorgeous (the friends think) brother, Danger Boy, to the movies with her group. She could not be more furious.
I hope there is no talk/thought of orgasms tomorrow night!
What's funny is every girl who was a teen in the 1980s probably has an exact same note. And we all thought we were so unique. (-:
Mortified? Yet, funny as hell. These are the gems. How cool that you kept this! Are you still interested in men, uh, bending down for you?
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