From Our Home to Yours
Taco Tater Tot Casserole
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a.) Don't notice.
b.) Note that Dad selected the pjs and shrug. They're ready for bed so it's still a win.
c.) Remind yourself to take the 'matching' selections out of the rotation until the laundry catches up.
a.) Tuck the shopping cart between two cars and drive away.
b.) Park your cart behind the last in line, further blocking the driving lane
c.) Reorganize the carts so that each one tucks neatly into the one before it, freeing up valuable corral space.
a.) Thank him profusely to encourage future behavior.
b.) Move the taller glasses to the designated "taller glasses area," and mugs to the "mug area," remove the larger bowls to wash by hand, and arrange all plates according to size and type.
c.) Explain exactly what he did wrong and why. Are surprised and disappointed when he declines your offer for further dishwasher-loading instruction.
a.) The correct order of tree decoration is: lights, garland, ornaments, tinsel, angel on top of the tree.
b.) A color-coded Excel spreadsheet listing recipient, gift, expected price, actual price, delta, percent complete, notes, and totals.
c.) Pulling out your wrapping paper caddy and wrapping each and every box in such a manner that you could easily land a job at Macy's.
d.) All of the above...
a.) Pledge your undying love to her.C
b.) Recognize you might have arranged them differently but will leave them that way for now - fewer boxes to unload!
c.) Sit your gigantic pregnant ass on the kitchen floor and rearrange them according to size, type, and function.
|This would be mine|
|Possibly my Favorite|
|(but not usually at the same time)|
- Clean underwear (yes, every day)
- Clean socks (see above)
The act of dressing should take place in your rooms. Upstairs. The living room is not an appropriate place to change or casually hang out naked.
|You've got your Generic Likers|
|The Slightly Pissed Off|
|The I Told You So's|
|The Truly Pissed Off|
|The Defenders - This time it's personal|
|The Random Hate Speakers|
|The Clairvoyant Grammarians|
|The English Teachers (okay, these are my people)|
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