Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Oh great. Only space left located behind the column. Just as well, I don't like to cause a fuss. Heh.
Out of step and out of breath. Already.
OMG. If the instructor's ass jiggles, what must I look like?
What was I thinking trying to do football drills after birthing two babies?
Back from Ladies Room. Much better.
It's 9:20. Maybe I'll leave at 9:30.
Shit. I've already finished my water.
Jeez. Someone in here really smells bad.
OMG. I hope it's not me.
Probably not me.
Why does the instructor keep coming over by me?
Wrong foot (again).
Maybe that's why.
Oh, I remember this from when I used to take Step back in the 90s...in my 20s.
That woman in the back is taking her pulse. Is she having a heart attack?
God, all I need is the white man's overbite and I'll look like Billy Crystal at a wedding.
Heh. The girl with the tattoos is finally out of step.
Wow. Marilyn's only lifting one weight at a time. Maybe I'm in better shape than I thought.
Damn. She's got the eight pounders.
Oh! Abba! Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeeeeen.
My lungs are burning.
Maybe I'll stay for my regular yoga class after this.
Need to take a little rest or I'm gonna die.
Probably not staying for yoga.
I feel so bad for Jen having to be behind me.
I wonder if I'll get better if I come every week.
Thank God. It's 9:50. We're almost done.
I'm gonna make it.
What? We're doing crunches now?
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Gram: HRH, would you like to say grace before we eat?
HRH: Oh, Gram. I don't go to St. Somewhere's anymore. I don't have to do that.
Gram (sidelong glance at MM): ...
Thursday, November 20, 2008
I want to gather up you everything you'll ever want and hand it to you on a silver plate. But because I love you, I won't.
I want you to be happy.
I want you to see the humor in people and events and yourself.
I want you to find pleasure in life's small moments. I want you to build sandcastles and create wonderful worlds and stories for them.
I want you to know that you are safe.
I want you to have adventures.
I want you to be carefree.
I want you to have the friendship and loyalty of your brother. No one will ever have your back in quite the same way he will.
I want you to make mistakes and I want you to learn from them.
I want you to be kind to yourself when you make those mistakes.
I want you to know what you want from your life and how to attain it.
I want you to have a back up plan.
I want you to find someone who will love you almost as much as I do. Someone who will laugh with you and at you. Someone who will hold your hand and be your partner and your friend.
I want you to remember not to take yourself too seriously.
I want you to remember where you come from and be proud of it.
I want you to be proud of yourself.
I want you to understand the importance of helping others.
I want you to love learning and continue the journey throughout your life.
I want you to know learning exists in places other than books and classrooms.
I want you to always, always know that we are your family and that we are here.
I want you to feel how very much you are loved by your mommy and daddy. No matter what.
Happy Birthday, my wonderful, special, brilliant, sensitive angel. Thank you for making me a mommy. I love you, up to the sky.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Today, we were returning to school just a few minutes into Barack Obama's first press conference and I may have dawdled for just a minute in the car. I entered the building as two or three other mommies and children were exiting. HRH was one of two remaining students.
As we, ourselves left the building, HRH stopped and asked me to wait, while turning and heading back into the building. Just inside the door waited the remaining child. HRH handed the boy a drawing he had made that day and said to the boy, 'I want you to have this because my mom is here and yours isn't here yet.' HRH returned to me and said that he gave the boy the drawing because he wanted to make him feel better.
I don't have to tell you how proud this makes me.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
The it hit me. The ultimate
1. Leave a comment telling me what type of contest I should hold.
- Should I ask you to guess the next disgusting thing to go near my child's mouth?
Why invite bad karma for the sake of a contest?
- Should I ask you to guess the boys' real names?
I'd prefer to stay married.
- Should I do the movie meme again?
2. All entries must be submitted by 11:59 pm Eastern Standard Time Monday, November 10th.
3. During this time, you may submit additional comments lobbying for your favorite entry.
4. Winners will be decided by ME.
5. I will post the Top Three Winners sometime on Wednesday, November 12th.
1st Prize: The Bible, The Wine Bible
2nd Prize: A bottle of Manic Mommy's Finest
(Look for the package marked "cooking oils")
3rd Prize: A $10.00 Starbucks gift card, just in time for Egg Nog Lattes!
So, think funny, think clever, think about a decent Merlot! And think about telling your friends and readers. You know how I feel about putting myself out there waiting for you guys to reply. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
* While family member and employees of She's Just Another Manic Mommy, LLC. Are not eligible to win prizes (although it would certainly save me a bundle in shipping charges), they are encouraged to participate nonetheless.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
In July of 1969, my parents brought my sister, 2 years, and me, 10 months, out from our cribs to watch Neil Armstrong walk on the moon. Today, I brought my son with me to vote.
- Because the United States is my home and I am a part of this republic
- Because the country needs fixing
- Because it's my responsibility
- Because I have opinions and live in a country where we're encouraged to express them
- Because I don't agree with the war and want to support our troops by bringing them home
- Because Hillary Clinton's mother was born into a world where women could not vote and Chelsea Clinton was able to vote for her mother in the primary
- Because we're not perfect but we keep trying
- Because I refuse to settle
- Because the United States has an amazing capacity for good in the world
- Because a 15-year-old girl was stoned to death in Somalia for adultery
- Because the biracial son of a Kenyan and a Kansan could be president
- Because I am a mother
- Because my boys need to live in the best world I can give them
- Because my children will know that all things are possible
- Because I have more than most people in the world
- Because freedom isn’t free
Why do you vote?