HRH's class has been given a few disposable cameras and an assignment to take pictures of their house, neighborhood, favorite room, family, etc. HRH is the last in the class to take the camera home. There were about seven or eight pictures left.
Manic Mommy stepping out of the shower, naked as the day she was born (clearly, you can already see where this is headed).
A knock on the door.
RC enters carrying disposable camera that is part of HRH's homework.
RC: I just want to take one picture.
MM (mirror strategically behind her, of course) simultaneously reaches for a towel and the camera. Screeches: NOOOOO!!! Don't take the picture!!
1. Run camera over with newly-repaired truck.
2. Develop all pictures to determine if nudie pic of naked mommy was, in fact taken. Also to be taken into consideration: person working the photo desk at Target.
3. Hand the camera back to kindergarten teacher and hope for the best.