Actual conversation at our house:
Andy: Hey, did you know that RC knows how to lock the bathroom door?
MM: No...when did he figure that out?
Andy: He was twisting the lock with the door open while we were in there tonight.
MM: You know it's just a matter of time.
Andy: I want you to remember, when it's time to break down the door, the stairs are right behind you.
Andy: So make sure you don't try to kick it down (demonstrates Kirk kick move). You'll end up at the bottom of the stairs. Instead, use your shoulder (demonstrates COPS move).
MM: Thanks for the tip.
It really is only a matter of time...
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