Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dear Craigslist:

For Sale: Brother-in-Law

1964 Heterosexual.
Never married. Low mileage. No baggage.
Original hair and teeth.
Handsome, smart, funny, athletic.
Owns own home and business.

Interests:
Sports,
Mooching meals,
Drinking beer,
Long walks on the beach
Name-calling
Introducing minors to scatological humor
Arriving 30 minutes prior to nephews' bedtime for
Wrestling Extravaganza
!

Motivated seller.
All serious offers considered.
Pictures furnished upon request.


The fine print:
*BIL is being sold "as is" and all sales are final.
** Potential buyers must survive pass rigorous interrogation by mother, SILs, big sister.
*** Apply at your own risk.


7 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

No baggage--that should make him a hot commodity.

Sue said...

Sounds too good to be true. Does he live in New England?

Stimey said...

I imagine you could get a lot of takers for such an item.

Fragrant Liar said...

Well, I'm back in the market again. How do you feel about cougars (who got a bad rap, but undeservedly...)?

;-)

Kate Coveny Hood said...

I think back in the day, they called his type "a confirmed bachelor." No - wait - that's what they called the gay uncles. How on earth did he stay single for so long. I have several friends turning 40 who never meet single guys their age.

natasha the exile on Mom Street said...

Could we do a package deal that includes my BIL?

Who can walk away from a two-for-one sale?

Jason, as himself said...

Yeah, but how much are you asking?

Although, I have little use for heterosexual men. Oh, that, and I am married, too. Almost forgot about that.

Sounds like a great guy! Why is he still single? Does he have three eyes or something?

 

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