Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dear Craigslist:

For Sale: Brother-in-Law

1964 Heterosexual.
Never married. Low mileage. No baggage.
Original hair and teeth.
Handsome, smart, funny, athletic.
Owns own home and business.

Mooching meals,
Drinking beer,
Long walks on the beach
Introducing minors to scatological humor
Arriving 30 minutes prior to nephews' bedtime for
Wrestling Extravaganza

Motivated seller.
All serious offers considered.
Pictures furnished upon request.

The fine print:
*BIL is being sold "as is" and all sales are final.
** Potential buyers must survive pass rigorous interrogation by mother, SILs, big sister.
*** Apply at your own risk.


Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

No baggage--that should make him a hot commodity.

Sue said...

Sounds too good to be true. Does he live in New England?

Stimey said...

I imagine you could get a lot of takers for such an item.

Fragrant Liar said...

Well, I'm back in the market again. How do you feel about cougars (who got a bad rap, but undeservedly...)?


Kate Coveny Hood said...

I think back in the day, they called his type "a confirmed bachelor." No - wait - that's what they called the gay uncles. How on earth did he stay single for so long. I have several friends turning 40 who never meet single guys their age.

natasha the exile on Mom Street said...

Could we do a package deal that includes my BIL?

Who can walk away from a two-for-one sale?

Jason, as himself said...

Yeah, but how much are you asking?

Although, I have little use for heterosexual men. Oh, that, and I am married, too. Almost forgot about that.

Sounds like a great guy! Why is he still single? Does he have three eyes or something?


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