For Sale: Brother-in-Law
1964 Heterosexual.
Never married. Low mileage. No baggage.
Original hair and teeth.
Handsome, smart, funny, athletic.
Owns own home and business.
Interests:
Sports,
Mooching meals,
Drinking beer,
Long walks on the beach
Name-calling
Introducing minors to scatological humor
Arriving 30 minutes prior to nephews' bedtime for
Wrestling Extravaganza!
Motivated seller.
All serious offers considered.
Pictures furnished upon request.
The fine print:
*BIL is being sold "as is" and all sales are final.
** Potential buyers mustsurvive pass rigorous interrogation by mother, SILs, big sister.
*** Apply at your own risk.
1964 Heterosexual.
Never married. Low mileage. No baggage.
Original hair and teeth.
Handsome, smart, funny, athletic.
Owns own home and business.
Interests:
Sports,
Mooching meals,
Drinking beer,
Name-calling
Introducing minors to scatological humor
Arriving 30 minutes prior to nephews' bedtime for
Wrestling Extravaganza!
Motivated seller.
All serious offers considered.
Pictures furnished upon request.
The fine print:
*BIL is being sold "as is" and all sales are final.
** Potential buyers must
*** Apply at your own risk.
7 comments:
No baggage--that should make him a hot commodity.
Sounds too good to be true. Does he live in New England?
I imagine you could get a lot of takers for such an item.
Well, I'm back in the market again. How do you feel about cougars (who got a bad rap, but undeservedly...)?
;-)
I think back in the day, they called his type "a confirmed bachelor." No - wait - that's what they called the gay uncles. How on earth did he stay single for so long. I have several friends turning 40 who never meet single guys their age.
Could we do a package deal that includes my BIL?
Who can walk away from a two-for-one sale?
Yeah, but how much are you asking?
Although, I have little use for heterosexual men. Oh, that, and I am married, too. Almost forgot about that.
Sounds like a great guy! Why is he still single? Does he have three eyes or something?
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