Saturday, October 27, 2007

Reduce, Reuse, Regurgitate

On the heels of Notes from the Trenches' Chris' and Motherhood Uncensored's Kristen's recent posts regarding Freecycle, and sharing in Suburban Correspondent's love of a good vomit story, I came across this post on our local freecycle board, posted 10/22/07:

OFFER: Expired turkey (Lawrence and Main)

I have most of a 10 oz package of deli turkey that expired 10/11/07. Maybe you have a pet that would like it.

Thanks!

No, thank you. WTF? Where do I even start? That it's already opened? That it was already 11 days past expiration when you posted it? That if I were going to euthanize one of my pets through cruel and unusual punishment, I'd club them over the head? Too...many...thoughts...

How 'bout you guys come up with your best/worst local Freecycle post? I'm tagging Helena, Phoenix, and Kristin, with this one. Mrs. Chicky, you may abstain from this one so as not to counteract the Zofran. Hope this didn't already.

13 comments:

Phoenix said...

An expired turkey? That's so gross. Do you think they want to kill their in-laws or something on Thanksgiving?

I'll do it, give me a day or two. I had just signed up, but I hadn't gone looking yet.

Oh and it's not my birthday. My birthday is in April. I realize now that I should have said that. Thanks though. :)

Mrs. G. said...

You have got to be friggin' kidding me. I draw the line at used underwear AND expired meat.

suburbancorrespondent said...

Oh, great - I'm famous for vomit stories. Do they give out Pulitzers for those?

And, hey, that's the first time someone has mentioned me in a blog - thanks!

slouching mom said...

That is incredibly gross.

Parent said...

I don't know. That's pretty damn good.

(Kristen -- Motherhood Uncensored -- Uncollector of Flutes)

BOSSY said...

On the other hand, if it were three in the morning and Bossy had some white bread and mayo...

Kristen said...

I have had so much trouble with Craigslist that I didn't even know about freecyle. I must look into this...

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