Wednesday, November 4, 2009

One Day with HRH

Scene 1: Target, near the toy aisle

Unknown child: Yuck. I don't like Star Wars!

HRH (frantically whipping his head around to spot the blasphemer): Oh, it's a girl.

Scene 2: Our house. MM in kitchen. HRH in basement watching Return of the Jedi, playing Marble Mania.

MM: Hey buddy, come on up. It's time to go get Gremlin at school.

HRH: Well, it was good while it lasted...

Scene 3: The car on the way home from fancy dinner out with Mom at Friendly's

HRH: Gremlin, I win! I just farted and we were playing 'whoever farts first wins'.

Gremlin: Whoever makes a fart noise first wins!

HRH and Gremlin (in unison): Pfffft


rachel... said...

Funny! I usually make my kids play the "Whoever DOESN'T Make Any Fart Noises During Dinner Wins" game!

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Star Wars has some serious staying power.

Andrea Frazer - Pass the Zoloft said...

but did R2D2 fart?

Found you through Motherscribe - love that Jen

sitting on the mood swing at the playground said...

"Oh, it's a girl." I laughed and snorted a little on that one.

BOSSY said...


Alex said...

Star Wars does suck though ( and yeah I'm a girl)

Funnyrunner said...

lovely. Ya gotta love our situations, huh? 2 boys and a husband? anything to do with poop and the noises thereof are just stinkin' (pun intended) hilarious.

thank god for my female dog and cat...


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