Scene 1: Target, near the toy aisle
Unknown child: Yuck. I don't like Star Wars!
HRH (frantically whipping his head around to spot the blasphemer): Oh, it's a girl.
Scene 2: Our house. MM in kitchen. HRH in basement watching Return of the Jedi, playing Marble Mania.
MM: Hey buddy, come on up. It's time to go get Gremlin at school.
HRH: Well, it was good while it lasted...
Scene 3: The car on the way home from fancy dinner out with Mom at Friendly's
HRH: Gremlin, I win! I just farted and we were playing 'whoever farts first wins'.
Gremlin: Whoever makes a fart noise first wins!
HRH and Gremlin (in unison): Pfffft
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