Last night, I danced upstairs to join my husband with a huge grin on my face! No babe, you're not getting lucky but I just did! Remember that one guy I told you about back in college? A friend of a friend, we sometimes hung around in the same circles. Remember I was interested in him and he even gave me a ride home one night and we spent a little "quality time" in the front seat of his two-door hatchback?
Remember how I thanked God our little tryst didn't extend beyond the pretty innocent make out session? Because, the next day, when my friend, Jen and I ran into him? There was no knowing eye contact, no request for a real date, no sly/flirty exchange, there was merely a lack of acknowledgment.
Let's be honest, the real reason we in the over
And sometimes they look like shit.
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And sometimes they look okay, but their status updates reveal their bigoted, right-wing-extremist ignoriance and you end blocking them. And then you're glad that you were so drunk you vomited on yourself the night he crashed in your hotel room on spring break. :)
Yes! Sometimes they are bald and fat and look a decade older than they really are. And that? Makes us feel pretty good ;)
Aaah.. schadenfreude!
Ha ha! It's karma at it's best.
Ha! I totally can't picture you with that other dude (if I'm thinking of the right dude, and I think I am). You and Mr. Manic really do make a great combination.
So...???
I assume he was not Mr. Right after all? Yea for you!
Yup. Totally true.
I hoped that last line was coming and it still made me laugh out loud. Life's sweetest moments ;-)
Ahh such a sweet story. Isn't it great when people who at some point in life made you miserable now are busted-I Love it
OMG, that is freakin' hilarious. : )
The last line is priceless!
And sometimes they end up gay. And sometimes they send you four page email lists about why they hated you in high school.
LMAO.
For a self-described drive-by blogger, you're damn good, lady!
Have missed you.
Oooh! I love it when that happens!
tooooo funny! So true and soooooo funny! It is good that we had those experiences with these people when we were young... I mean when they were young.
So often the case with the cute high school/college guy...bald and jowly is a common theme.
I know, don't you wonder why they look so old? What happened to them? Especially the men. :)
You know what tee is coming next?
Facebook: reconnecting people with exes and frenemies since 2004.
Oh, you know I did.
You are absolutely right. It's always, "Man, he has not aged well!" Or, "you totally aged better than she did!"
It's kind of sick.
But I love seeing the kid who was so athletic and well built and MEAN who is now a big old pasty dough boy. Like Anya said...karma at its best.
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