Example 1: Mommy's little apiologist.
Gremlin: Mommy, do bees have tongues?
Manic Mommy: I...hmmm. We'll have to look that up!
(For future reference, yes, they do! They also have little pump thingies in their heads to suck the nectar.)
Example 2: How long before he asks me to drop him off around the corner from school?
HRH: Mommy, I don't like to kiss on the lips.
Manic Mommy: Not even me?
HRH: Sorry, Mom. I'm just not that type of person.
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