1. Do we have milk?
(Hmm. If I had bought milk, where would I put it?)
2. Is this today's paper?
(Let's look at the top. Just below the words, The Boston Globe, what's right there?)
3. Do you know where I took off my watch?
(...?)
4. Do you want me to give Gremlin his bath?
(No! Please. Let me.)
5. Do you know if it's supposed to rain today?
(Well, my trick knee is throbbing...)
6. Do you know where the boys' shoes are?
(See #3)
7. Picks up phone and reads caller ID aloud: 866-222-1000?
(I'm gonna go with "telemarketer"...)
8. Should I have the boys wear their raincoats?
(Is it raining?)
9. Are you watching this?
(Uh-huh...)
10. Are you awake?
What questions do you answer (or ignore)?
Fun With Rockets
3 days ago
17 comments:
yup, these sound right on. I can't tell you how many times I get asked the weather report...
My favorite is when he calls me back after I've left 3 or 4 voice mails and asks, "Did you need something?"
No. I was just prank-calling you. All morning.
Good grief.
That is too funny.
I thought for a minute you were married to MY husband. But he would never ask 4, 6 or 8.
My favorite is when he calls the house phone and gets the message that I am ON THE PHONE and then calls my cell and says "Were you on the phone?" GAH!
ah! i needed this laugh, thank you.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read these or my keyboard would be a mess from laughing. It sounds like universal husband speak.
My favorite is "do we have clean clothes for the kids?" (when he decided to help and get them dressed)
It's quite obvious who is in charge of laundry at my house.
A lot of times my Hubby will make a statement, and then automatically say, "What?" BEFORE I'VE EVEN RESPONDED.
Grrr.
That is hilarious because I am guilty of all that and more. My wife could have a hay day listing my questions.
ooh I LOVE this post! Men cannot find a GD thing, and I have proven this because it's genetic in that my adolescent boys can't find something in front of their faces either. Mom, where's this, Mom where's that (always in front of their face)...
Do you want me to take the kids outside?
Do pigs fly? Is the grass green? Hell, yes, please GO!
Your list is awesome.
Aw the poor hubby! Some are legitimate questions! I can see how some of those get annoying though.
Are you watching this? is my favorite. Alex does that too. C'mon, dude.
Also, that was totally my phone number. Thanks for publishing it.
With three boys on different sports teams I keep a calendar next to the fridge color coded with who has what games and practices and times. Hubs will ask me while we are both in the kitchen "if we have anything going on after work the next day".
These are classic. I personally like: Do you want me to make you a cocktail?
HAHA! Are you sure you aren't married to my husband?
I love this post - what is it with men?? It's like having another child!
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