Mothers of boys, you know this is certainly not the first time one of the men in my life had missed the bowl, however, this odor wouldn't go away. I remembered an old boyfriend's mom telling me a funny, exasperated story about having to twice replace the baseboard heat next to the toilet in her downstairs bathroom after her four sons had rusted them through.
I started to worry that the liquid had seeped into the bead board on the wall behind the toilet or the wood of the vanity located next to it. Wonderful. I was going to have to replace my six year old bathroom because my six year old child urinated all over it. Coincidence? I think not.
As it turns out, I don't have to replace my bathroom. I may replace my younger child. Again, lucky Andy went into the bathroom after Gremlin and again discovered a small puddle. Being (
Quite the opposite of missing, Gremlin has apparently been perfecting his aim by peeing into the toilet brush holder! Is there no freaking end to this boy's disgustingness??
After things were explained to me and Andy had gently chided Gremlin, I stepped in, a little less calm. My son, the king of plausible deniability didn't say one word as I shrieked at him "Why would you do such a thing?? What were you thinking???" On and on I went, ending with "and if you EVER pee anywhere but in a toilet again, I'll make sure you wear diapers until you're 40!"
The bathroom has been sterilized, the offending receptacle has been recycled (what would you have done with it??) and a new brush has been purchased. As I pulled it from the Target bag, I showed it to Gremlin, with this parting shot: "Could you do me a favor and not pee in this one?".