Scene 1: Target, near the toy aisle
Unknown child: Yuck. I don't like Star Wars!
HRH (frantically whipping his head around to spot the blasphemer): Oh, it's a girl.
Scene 2: Our house. MM in kitchen. HRH in basement watching Return of the Jedi, playing Marble Mania.
MM: Hey buddy, come on up. It's time to go get Gremlin at school.
HRH: Well, it was good while it lasted...
Scene 3: The car on the way home from fancy dinner out with Mom at Friendly's
HRH: Gremlin, I win! I just farted and we were playing 'whoever farts first wins'.
Gremlin: Whoever makes a fart noise first wins!
HRH and Gremlin (in unison): Pfffft
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6 comments:
Funny! I usually make my kids play the "Whoever DOESN'T Make Any Fart Noises During Dinner Wins" game!
Star Wars has some serious staying power.
but did R2D2 fart?
Found you through Motherscribe - love that Jen
"Oh, it's a girl." I laughed and snorted a little on that one.
Star Wars does suck though ( and yeah I'm a girl)
lovely. Ya gotta love our situations, huh? 2 boys and a husband? anything to do with poop and the noises thereof are just stinkin' (pun intended) hilarious.
thank god for my female dog and cat...
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