Dick Clark:
Welcome to $25,000 Pyramid! Let's play our game!
Joan Van Ark:
Babysitting
Day Camp
Family Time
Hangover
Playdates
Running of the Brides
Swimming Lessons
Vacation
Weekend Get-Away
Yoganatrix
Brett Sommers:
Reasons why Christine hasn't been to yoga in over a month?
Bell:
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Gavin McLeod:
Loss of Flexibility
Loss of Muscletone
Neck Pain
Return of Cellulite
Stressed Out
Weight Gain
Charles Nelson Reilly:
Results of Christine's absence from yoga?
Bell:
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Paul Lynde:
Glad to Be Back
Out of Shape
Stiff
Tired
Uncoordinated
Whoopie Goldberg:
How Christine felt to be back in yoga today?
Bell:
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Dick Clark:
Christine wins three months of yoga at her gym to get back to where she was in June!
Thank you all for playing our game!
Namaste.
You are not alone. I haven't worked out in a month. I'm so gonna dread it tomorrow. And I'm gonna hurt. Bad.
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ReplyDeleteHysterically funny
Spot on
One of my favorite posts
Jenn:
Christine's You Can't Go Om Again post!
OK, you and Jenn crack me up.
ReplyDeletePaul Lynde & Charles Nelson Reilly are missed. And Reilly was a great theater director!
I agree, one of my favorite posts! I was just thinking about giving yoga a try...now I'm scared.
ReplyDeleteFunny! My MIL was on the Pyramid, back in the 70s.
ReplyDeleteI haven't exercised all summer either and next Tuesday, I am off to join the new gym that recently opened with childcare ... it may kill me!
vodka with 7 -up
ReplyDeletevodka with cranberry
vodka with orange soda
vodka with ice cubes
Questions: Things debbie might be drinking after her first day of school.
p.s. Yours was COOL
Yoga has never worked for me. I can't seem to get that peaceful and zen. Plus, I've got this condition where I want to laugh at inappropriate times.
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I have NO idea how that happened. I wrote a comment about how I'm supposed to be going to yoga twice a week, but I keep missing. I also came to tell you that you are the destination blog for the Lonely Blogosphere post on AM tomorrow. But, somehow I posted the WHOLE post from AM into your comments. ACK! A weird computer cut and paste error occurred. Yikes. I'm going now, but I had a blast reading back through your archive. You are a funny, funny lady!
ReplyDeletelove this post! so many wonderful memories of my spending my entire youth watching game shows. (I'm here from All Mediocre!)
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